Wireless cell phone has become an intrusion in my life. A nuisance at times. I’ve decided not to answer calls on the wireless cell phone. Why not dumped it? Well, who would be crazy enough to dumped the cell phone that cost so much to purchase. We still need it for emergency and speaking to love ones. However, can we really don’t answer the phone even if he is the boss but we still want to be polite? A simple note “Not convenient, use sms” may not be convincing after a while to the same person. I figured out twenty excuses for not answering. Instead to use SMS.
1 Not convenient. meeting. use sms.
2 Not convenient. toilet. use sms.
3 Not convenient. movie. use sms.
4 Not convenient. seminar. use sms.
5 Not convenient. can’t hear u. use sms.
6 Not convenient. overseas. use sms.
7 Not convenient. lecture. use sms.
8 Not convenient. running out of battery. use sms.
9 Not convenient. driving. use sms.
10 Not convenient. signal weak. use sms.
11 Not convenient. battery low. use sms.
12 Not convenient. problem phone. use sms.
13 Not convenient. on another line. use sms.
14 Not convenient. research @ library. use sms.
15 Not convenient. musical theater. use sms.
16 Not convenient. with boss. use sms.
17 Not convenient. line faulty. use sms.
18 Not convenient. phone not with me. use sms.
19 Not convenient. fishing, no noise. use sms.
20 Not convenient. sleeping. use sms.
May 10, 2008 at 2:16 am |
I won’t find it not convenient to comment here. I love computers and the internet. I don’t crave a cell phone.
Fun post.
May 11, 2008 at 11:59 am |
My brother-in-law doesn’t text, but he really has fun sending random “template” messages in reply to any texts he gets. “I’m in a meeting” features frequently. I like your list.
May 11, 2008 at 1:27 pm |
I think cell phones result in a lot of unnecessary talking too – am I so important that I need to be contactable at all times? Er…no. What bugs me is when you have a cell phone and you don’t answer it and people get pissed off! “I called your cell phone” they shout, whites of their eyes showing. I have the right to turn off my cell phone you know! Great post, I am so using some of those excuses…
May 12, 2008 at 9:36 pm |
hilarious!!!.. enjoyed yr post…